yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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