so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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