That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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