I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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