I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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