piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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