i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
