So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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