i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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