My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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