Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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