Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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