my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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