now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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