But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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