highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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