And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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