Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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