I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize
