You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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