I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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