he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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