I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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