If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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