You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This is the high leading the old right now
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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