i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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