Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
