I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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