And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Randomize
