I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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