Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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