Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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