He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I touched a dick in church today
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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