I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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