It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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