i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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