Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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