that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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