I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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