that's an acceptable place to lick
He kissed a someone with a penis
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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