I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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