That's intense
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
