No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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