My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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