her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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