it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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