Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
