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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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