I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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