uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you have to choose: penises or morals?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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