do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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