My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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