How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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