I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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