Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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